Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle

Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle

9oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth
$25.99
$25.99
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Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
  • Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle
Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle

Mother Fucker Smells Like I Wish He Would Candle | Soy Candle

$25.99
$25.99
Size9oz
ColorAmber
Scent
Warm amber glass, a slow-burning soy wick, and bold, unapologetic labeling combine to make this scented candle equal parts statement and sanctuary. Hand-poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend and scented with thoughtfully layered fragrance profiles—choose from spicy cinnamon-vanilla, holiday orange-and-fir, exotic coconut-cardamom, bright passionfruit, calming white sage-lavender, or a clean unscented option. The amber jar softens the glow while the reusable glass vessel becomes a small keepsake once the last melt pool is gone. Safety-tested and made in the USA, this candle brings intimate warmth, a touch of humor, and curated aromatics to quiet nights, boisterous gatherings, or cozy evenings by the fire.

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with no parabens or phthalates
- Reusable amber glass jar—clean and repurpose as decor
- Eight scent options including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented
- 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety-compliant; assembled in the USA
- Consistent wax color across scents; slow, even burn for extended ambiance

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

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