{"product_id":"digital-product","title":"Perimenopause is Ghetto","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"12btejw\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"31\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"31\"\u003ePerimenopause Is Ghetto\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"32\" data-end=\"130\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"37\" data-end=\"130\"\u003eA Loud, Funny, Science-Filled Guide to Hormones, Hot Flashes \u0026amp; Losing Your Ever-Loving Mind\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eNobody warns you about perimenopause.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"507\"\u003eNobody tells you that one day you'll walk into a room and forget why you're there. That you'll cry because someone looked at you funny. That you'll be exhausted but unable to sleep. That you'll gain weight despite eating the same foods you've eaten for years. That your anxiety will suddenly show up uninvited and act like it pays rent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"597\"\u003eAnd when you finally drag yourself to the doctor looking for answers, you're often told:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"624\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"624\"\u003e\"Your labs are normal.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"664\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"664\"\u003e\"That's just part of getting older.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"692\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"692\"\u003e\"Maybe you're stressed.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eHelpful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"987\"\u003eAfter spending \u003cstrong data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e26 years in the compounding pharmacy industry\u003c\/strong\u003e, working alongside pharmacists and helping women navigate hormone testing, hormone replacement therapy, thyroid issues, adrenal dysfunction, and the confusing world of perimenopause and menopause, I realized one thing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003eToo many women are suffering because nobody explained what was happening to their bodies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eThis book breaks down the science without making your eyes glaze over. You'll learn about:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e✔️ Perimenopause and menopause symptoms\u003cbr data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003e✔️ Estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone explained in plain English\u003cbr data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1287\"\u003e✔️ Bioidentical Hormone Replacement Therapy (BHRT)\u003cbr data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003e✔️ Progesterone vs. synthetic progestins\u003cbr data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003e✔️ Thyroid health and hormone balance\u003cbr data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003e✔️ Stress, cortisol, and adrenal chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"1461\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003e✔️ Brain fog, weight gain, anxiety, and mood swings\u003cbr data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e✔️ Hormone testing and how to advocate for yourself\u003cbr data-start=\"1569\" data-end=\"1572\"\u003e✔️ How to find a provider who actually understands BHRT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1629\" data-end=\"1813\"\u003eWritten with humor, honesty, and a healthy amount of sarcasm, this isn't a textbook. It's the guide I wish every woman had before her hormones decided to start throwing folding chairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"jjyjus\" data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003eBONUS FREE TOOLS INCLUDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1846\" data-end=\"1904\"\u003eBecause information is great, but having a plan is better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1906\" data-end=\"1978\"\u003eInside you'll also get downloadable worksheets and resources, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003e✔️ 30-Day Hormone Symptom Tracker\u003cbr data-start=\"2013\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003e✔️ Hormone Symptom Cheat Sheet\u003cbr data-start=\"2046\" data-end=\"2049\"\u003e✔️ Before \u0026amp; After BHRT Progress Tracker\u003cbr data-start=\"2088\" data-end=\"2091\"\u003e✔️ Doctor Appointment Preparation Worksheet\u003cbr data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2137\"\u003e✔️ Questions to Ask a BHRT-Friendly Provider\u003cbr data-start=\"2181\" data-end=\"2184\"\u003e✔️ Doctor's Office Phone Script\u003cbr data-start=\"2215\" data-end=\"2218\"\u003e✔️ Compounding Pharmacy Phone Script\u003cbr data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2257\"\u003e✔️ Treatment Goal Worksheet\u003cbr data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2287\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2319\" data-end=\"2568\"\u003eWhether you're just starting to suspect your hormones are staging a hostile takeover or you're already deep in the trenches, these tools will help you track symptoms, prepare for appointments, ask better questions, and become your own best advocate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2570\" data-end=\"2657\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2570\" data-end=\"2650\"\u003eBecause perimenopause may be ghetto, but navigating it shouldn't have to be.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍷🔥📖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 3","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46457997033526,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/0251\/0390\/files\/cover.png?v=1780095784","url":"https:\/\/hotmessapothecary.myshopify.com\/products\/digital-product","provider":"Hot Mess Apothecary","version":"1.0","type":"link"}